The Pampered Pullets Farm
Spring 2010

Laughs

Everyone needs a laugh now and again

You might be addicted to chickens if:

A hot date with a chick consists of a milk crate and a bag of scratch. walking wolf

You caught yourself wearing your coop shoes to church. Southernbelle

You call the dog and the chickens come running. ams3651

You play tricks on your chickens for entertainment. SarahFair

Your mechanic friend tells you that the bus company he works for is selling old buses and you get all excited because one would make a nice chicken coop. mjsdhs

Your husband finds your coop boots worn with purple flannel PJ’s strangely appealing. gritsar

You stop mowing your lawn to catch grasshoppers for your chickens. BaronRenfrew

The guys at the feed store load “Your Usual” without even asking while you are inside paying. Ileighmay

You can’t find a pair of shoes to wear that don’t have chicken poop on them. GreenFamilyFarms

You can complete your chores in the chicken coop with a chicken on your shoulder. lynnep

You wake up at 4am to your rooster crowing, as he is standing on the foot of your bed. pampered pullet

You know what “Chicken TV” is. pampered pullet

Your cell phone ring tone is a rooster crowing. The_eagle69

The last thing you do each night is tuck in your chickens. 19hhbelgian

You adjust the indoor temperature of your house to accommodate the chickens. silkiefan

You put a newborn chick in your bra to keep it safe and warm. patyrdz

You spend your free time scratching around your yard looking for bugs to give to your free range chickens. kslatta3382

Your chicken coop has better windows and insulation than your house. BigSkyChickens

Your chicken coop is cleaner than your house. pamperedpullet

You set up a web cam in your henhouse so you don't miss any of the action. pamperedpullet

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