The Pampered Pullets Farm
Spring 2010
Everyone needs a laugh now and again
You might be addicted to chickens if:
A hot date with a chick consists of a milk crate and a bag of scratch. walking wolf
You caught yourself wearing your coop shoes to church. Southernbelle
You call the dog and the chickens come running. ams3651
You play tricks on your chickens for entertainment. SarahFair
Your mechanic friend tells you that the bus company he works for is selling old buses and you get all excited because one would make a nice chicken coop. mjsdhs
Your husband finds your coop boots worn with purple flannel PJ’s strangely appealing. gritsar
You stop mowing your lawn to catch grasshoppers for your chickens. BaronRenfrew
The guys at the feed store load “Your Usual” without even asking while you are inside paying. Ileighmay
You can’t find a pair of shoes to wear that don’t have chicken poop on them. GreenFamilyFarms
You can complete your chores in the chicken coop with a chicken on your shoulder. lynnep
You wake up at 4am to your rooster crowing, as he is standing on the foot of your bed. pampered pullet
You know what “Chicken TV” is. pampered pullet
Your cell phone ring tone is a rooster crowing. The_eagle69
The last thing you do each night is tuck in your chickens. 19hhbelgian
You adjust the indoor temperature of your house to accommodate the chickens. silkiefan
You put a newborn chick in your bra to keep it safe and warm. patyrdz
You spend your free time scratching around your yard looking for bugs to give to your free range chickens. kslatta3382
Your chicken coop has better windows and insulation than your house. BigSkyChickens
Your chicken coop is cleaner than your house. pamperedpullet
You set up a web cam in your henhouse so you don't miss any of the action. pamperedpullet